Toppertunity

An unreal opportunity that can only be obtained if your last name is Topper. A difficult objective has been presented, A toppertunity creates a plan to overcome such objective.

I took the Toppertunity, to solve the problem and creat a solution.

by Greg Topper February 19, 2021

boppertunity

When your chances of getting bopped up are exponentially increased

"I'd hate myself too if I missed a boppertunity like that!"

by TheBoppertunist January 2, 2012

Topportunity

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.

Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.

by AedanRoberts September 14, 2016

tappertunity

The opportunity to get laid.

Man you didn't get them digits? You missed that tappertunity.

by BStyles January 22, 2014

poppertunity

When you have the opportunity to pop at the club.

For instance,

At the club, you see a fellow gay doing poppers, you walk up to her and say "poppertunity?"
If she is an self respectable gay, she'll gladly share her poppers.

by The Dark Lord Julian September 19, 2016

Oppertunity Whore

Someone who jumps at or scrapes into every single oppertunity that comes their way.

Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.

Sam: Hey, is Sarah going to Matt's party tonight?
Tom: Yeah, she goes to everything. She's such an oppertunity whore!

by Selective oppertunist April 11, 2010

topportunity

an opportunity to receive head/top

i have to go tonight dude i have a potential topportunity with liv!

by lavagrill February 25, 2020