Toasterness

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.

Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.

by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009

perfect toastiness

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.

It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.

by Kodeman October 22, 2006

taserness

used to define the amount of tase ability that something has. a certain degree of shock, from being tased

Hailey: "Jamie, feed her another tase-cookie"
Jamie: "but that amount of taserness could really injure Mariah"
Hailey: "that is a chance I am willing to take"

by Hailey+Jamie December 18, 2008

Tasteness

The amount something tastes. A food item may taste a lot, or not much.

Damian: "You can get pure donut flavouring now"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"

by Roschercam69 November 8, 2009

toastness

The state of being toast.

He returned from his state of toastness, and is now back to his regular life.

by Goast February 27, 2003

toastyness

How toasty your toast is

The toastyness of his toast was medium to well done

by Comparability August 1, 2018

toasteness

How tostie a peace of toast is after toasting it!

The numbers on a toaster change the toasteness

by Comparability October 30, 2017