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Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
timber by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
What you yell when it's going down.
"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."
Timber by CrabbySparkles October 20, 2013
Fat, weight. Especially referring to men.
‘Wow, you’ve gained some timber on your belly!’ (I.e. they have a big belly.)
Timber by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 November 22, 2018
a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets get wired". The phrase "I am going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.
I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "It's going down, I'm yelling timber."

She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."
timber by wakethedeamon420 December 9, 2013
A sex position. Basically doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls' arms out from under her yelling "timber", causeing her to fall on her face.
(Guy&girl having sex)
*Guy pulls on girls arms*
Guy:TIMBER!
Timber by IKnowAll69 December 2, 2009
The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.
I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.
timber by Cliff January 25, 2004