Swails

A person in which scientest have claimed to be the cutest person on in all of existence, nothing has ever been proven more cute.

How's swails is the cutest baby, that's a fact!

by i<3a<3n<3 October 13, 2023

Snails or Oysters?

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.

"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"

by nycesq February 2, 2009

finger-snails

snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be

dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there

by maxx;) October 15, 2016

Connie Swail

An older female virgin, as in the movie Dragnet.

I was really into her until I found out she was a Connie Swail. I don't want that kind of pressure.

by ATMofMN March 11, 2010

snailshit

When something is so slow, it moves at the speed of a snail's excrement. If a snail is very slow, then snailshit is even slower.

Fuck this piece of shit Windows Vista. Every program that I use loads at a speed slower than snailshit.

How long will this youtube video finish loading? This bar moves slower than snailshit!

by E_Dawg December 29, 2008

bacon sails

1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.

2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.

In context (On a windy day)- "Jade, I can see your bacon sails!"

by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007

swalls

A condition caused by perspiration on the scrotal sac; derived from the combination of the words Sweaty and Balls. Can lead to nut rot.

I developed a serious case of swalls last night cornholing your mom.

by Upper Decker December 26, 2005