Stunks

Its the opposite of stonks, which means that you make a bad financial decision

You lose a lot of money on an investment "-Stunks"

by KorsoZ February 13, 2020

skunks hollow

A spectacular borough on the North East outskirts of the picturesque town of St. Marys. Habitatitated by spectacular specimens of human beings and alcohollowics. Sometimes a parking zone for vintage 1980's winnebagos... Traditionally around Daiquari Day.

P1: what did you do this weekend?
P2: I went to skunks hollow... And it took me 3 days to get out
P1: that's what happens in the hollow

by Krissykat6 June 6, 2016

Stonks

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

Stonks

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019

stonks

buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

stonks

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

spunksponge

a female who is easy to get into bed. a slag/slut.

man to friend about woman: i bet she is a right spunksponge!

by Scott Howarth November 18, 2007