Splisha

The sound piss makes when it hits the toilet

I went to the bathroom and my pee went splisha in the toilet.

by Dukeymane October 28, 2018

Splashatory Rape

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

Spishak

The fake company invented by the writers of MAD tv to represent and parody those cheap infomercials and paid programming programmes you see on TV way late at night/really early in the morning that try to pass off unrealisticly cheap and unreliable products as good, safe, and quality products that are just too good to be in stores

Spishak commercials usually have:

-A repetitive jingle that cues once the Spishak guy appears
-Someone seriously maimed and bloodied up at the end
-Bad acting and saying things that make no sense
-A couple worried about an issue irrelevant to the commercial
-Pat Kilbane (or whoever the Spishak Guy is in the sketch) jumps out of nowhere claiming he can fix their problems
-The married couple claims "Spishak Man has saved our marriage!"

Spishak has created a plethora of stupid products, including:

Spishak Snoorpk
Spishak Mach 20 Razor
Spishak Hey It's Ovens For Kids Easy Bake Oven
Spishak Excuses Excuses Excuses Excuses '98
Spishak Bug Zapper Only The Bugs Are Deers Instead

Spishak Announcer: Has this ever happened to you?
David Herman as "Troubled Man": (Throws water on car) AHHh!
Spishak Announcer: No need to worry with new Spishwax carwax from Spishak! Spishwax is based on a highly scientific principal. Too difficult to understand but easy to a apply!
Troubled Man: (Throws water on car)
Spishak Announcer: See how the water beads? That's Spishawax protecting your car from water damage! Unforutnately Spishwax won't protect your car from:

Paint, Tar, Feathers, Guano, Shampoo, Conditioner, Wood Stain, Mahogany Wood Stain (Troubled Man just throws a can of wood stain at the car really hard), Eggs, Scrambled Eggs, Easter Eggs, Easter Rocks, Baseball Bats, Bowling Balls, Chum, Potted Plants, Jewish Weddings, Cat Litter, Neighborhood Kids, Chicken and Dumplings, Christmas Decorations, Cinder Blocks, Sledgwhammers, Sandwiches, Did we mention Baseball Bats?, Boat Anchors, And Wrecking Balls!

Spishak Announcer: So when you think of carwax...
Troubled Man: ...Spishak Spishwax from Spishak! The catalog says-
Angry Car Owner: HEY!!! WHAT’D YOU DO TO MY CAR!? HEY!!! (Chases Troubled Man)
Spishak Announcer: Spishak Spishwax, Remember: "It's just wax."

by Magic Jesus June 21, 2008

Splishy Splash

an alcoholic beverage.

gettin' on dem splishy splash, like a boss.

by anitnart June 19, 2012

Salisha

Salisha is a beautiful, intelligent, wild child who loves adventures

Salisha is once in a lifetime beauty. Her sense of wonder and passion will change the way you look at the world.

by Takemesomewhereiveneverbeen July 29, 2016

splashation

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Splished

It it used to some up the feelings of when you have met someone online and have yet to meet them in person. Where you are either in love/lust/flattered, eager to meet them - all from only online interaction

Girl: Why do you look so happy?

Guy: I've been splished and/or I am splished.

by missfine August 29, 2009