(noun) A cranky pessimistic old lady that resembles a spider in behavior and sounds like a crow. She acts like a witch all the time even when good things are happening. She is never satisfied and constantly nags and criticizes everything you do, also has a mean and vindictive personality and will sneak around telling lies and backstabbing people she doesn't like (which is almost everybody ). Has a misguided belief that everything she says/does/or owns is the absolute best thing ever even though its all bullshit. Alienates everybody in her life, even her family and "friends" to the point where nobody even wants to be around her. She carries a black cloud of oppression around with her and takes the life out of a room just by entering it. Is prone to hoarding and witchcraft and is often seen carrying talismans and "magical" stones and crystals in little pouches. Believes every infomercial and orders shit loads of worthless crap off TV (hence the hoarding) then proceeds to story vomit all over you.
"Dude, what's wrong? You look like somebody took a shit in your hat."
"I was having a great day until that old Spidercrow Cecelia showed up and ruined the whole vibe."
"I was having a great day until that old Spidercrow Cecelia showed up and ruined the whole vibe."
by stonyman March 9, 2014
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Spider that brings bug count in house/room to near 0
Dies horrible death
Never forget.
Spider that brings bug count in house/room to near 0
Dies horrible death
Never forget.
by Tarzann July 3, 2010
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Spidercloud is a popular Northern English folk band. members include Karen, Jenny, Ashley, Adam etc. Famed for their open air band rehearsals and gigs in a certain graveyard. They are currently producing their debut album, and a musical.
Songs such as Herd of a Hundred Horses, Eternal Death, Wisdom of the Tree, Wormfood etc. Spidercloud rocks man.
by Jenny Spider June 4, 2007
Get the Spidercloud mug.Spidercloud... English folk band. Hits include 'Eternal Death', 'Ghosts can't play guitar', 'Herd of a hundred horses'. Currenly making a musical. Hold frequent gigs in graveyard. Famous for not doing drugs. Check out www.myspace.com/spidercloud
by Jenny Spider December 9, 2008
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Any jacksepticeye fan: its... spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife?
Any jacksepticeye fan: its... spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife?
by Spidercop the BOY sent by cybe March 20, 2019
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Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.
by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021
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