Smocking

Smocking When your trolling the freaks that used to be in office, Skippy & Val at a party Watch them on YT uMsQPuhBBfw

Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire

by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018

Smocking

When you're too lazy to proofread or too dumb to accept you've written it wrong.

Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun.

Two things are bad for your health: Smocking and covfefe.

by ThatGuyOnUrbanDic December 11, 2018

Smocking

Smocking is an embroidery technique used to gather fabric so that it can stretch.

Definitely NOT a gun, and NOT what Mueller's latest report contains.

"There is NO SMOCKING GUN! This one is pin-tucked and pleated"

by youcanbytemyascii December 11, 2018

Smocking

The process after smoking any kind of intoxicating inhalants, preferably a marijuana blunt.

Diego and Ivan just got done smoking a blunt, so they're smocking it now.

by lamenralus August 10, 2010

Smocking

When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.

Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."

by Lbs. Twinkie September 04, 2011

Smocking

Trying to be a smartass and resulting in a typo. Alternative word for smoking by the President of the United States of America.

“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
- Donald J. Trump

by Kirenuchiha1 December 10, 2018

Smocking

Smocking is when someone in a public space is smoking into your face without any care, or when one smokes in inappropriate places.

Stop smocking near the bus station ffs!!!

I hate Smockers...

Can't you see Smocking is prohibited on this airplane?

by The Dikduktator December 11, 2018