Slormal

The slurred speech of someone trying to sound like they're not drunk, even though they're obviously drunk.

He was being slormal in an attempt to fool the cop giving him a sobriety test.

by Garysquirrel June 24, 2021

Spormal

Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.

The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.

"Did you get on Formal?"
"No, did you?"
"No.... Spormal?"
"Obv!"

by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009

Sloral

Slow, slow oral sex.

She wanted to bang but I was well into hammerdom so I talked her in to giving me some sloral.

by NYkid420 September 17, 2012

Stormal

When things are a bit stormy and this has become the normal

It’s really stormal at home right now

by Lady K NZ October 17, 2018

stormal witton

An old urban legend that if a child does not behave, then they will be taken.

You will be captured by stormal witton.

by OrEoS LiVeS MaTtEr! October 9, 2016

Slorpalad

A slorpalad is a gay guy who is good at sucking dick and swallowing.

Slorp+a+lad

Can sometimes have an Elvish connotation. Sort of like a gay Gil-galad.

“That Daniel is a real slorpalad, he sure knows his way around a dick.”

He said he was a virgin but he was working my dick like a slorpalad.

That emo gay elf twink cosplayed as Glorfindel but turned out to be a Slorpalad.

by SvaTsunami January 28, 2022

snormal

boringly normal, taken to normalcy with the lack of excitement in one's life or ideas
mind-numbingly normal

She yawned at the prospect of another snormal dating encounter.
He has a snormal mindset lacking imagination.
Their ideas are snormal in nature

by daneme November 12, 2016