Skew

Weighing too much or more than is considered normal, proper, etc.

Having too much flabby tissue

Really man? Why would you tap that; she is skew.

Damn that bitch got a skew ass.

by Seymore Nips April 1, 2015

Skew

Skew is largely used in McMinnville, Tennessee. A word used for happiness or when something good has happened.

After making it through the mudhole Minnar yelled, "skew!"

by downhomegirl January 30, 2010

Skew

A term used to define gringos(as) with a redneck accent.

You're such a skew!

by thatonebownkid August 31, 2011

Skew

Something used on the penis to make it slippery, wet, and larger. Also used as a preventative of pregnancy.

Condoms are for boys. When you're a man, you use SKEW.

1. Ew dude you use condoms?
2. Yea?
1. They take away all the feeling tho.
2. But what else can I use?
1. SKEW! It makes your dick larger and prevents babies.
Garaunteed!

by VstepN April 5, 2010

Skew

The phrase given to a shit piece of work at Harrow School, UK.

Oh yeah, Charles fucked up his homework last week. he got a skew.

by OliGWHS November 22, 2015

Skew

A lame word used to attempt to describe cool things EVEN THOUGH skew is still dumb.

I hope you skew up your life!

by Eril Mondal July 2, 2009

Skewed

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018