That moment when you open a sharpie and inhale its beautiful scent, having your entire childhood flash by in seconds. Then you're back to doing whatever you need to be doing.
You: (opens sharpie to start drawing and freezes)
Friend: What are you doing?
You (back to being normal): Oh, I just had a shmel.
Friend: What are you doing?
You (back to being normal): Oh, I just had a shmel.
by red_gamr3 February 18, 2025
Get the Shmel mug.Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.
What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
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You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!
Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!
You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!
Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!
by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011
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Shela is kind.
Shela is the goddess of love and adventure
That daughter, Shela of yours is one sweet thing.
Shela is the goddess of love and adventure
That daughter, Shela of yours is one sweet thing.
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by Da definer November 3, 2017
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by XxMajesticallyImpossibleXx January 19, 2022
Get the Shameless mug.Shamel is a girl who is the most caring person of all people and wants others to be happy she may not get the best treatment from girls but she still keeps her/he head up and continues to smile because she is the most wonderful friend anyone could possibly find . Shamels should get the best opportunity’s because the go through the deepest stuff in life that no one understands
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