shitlist

A metaphorical list in which people who are in ill favor with a given individual are placed.

that beeotch has been pissing me off for the last week, she's going on my shitlist

by kpaxken May 13, 2005

shitlist

(n) a list of entities exhibiting general disfavorability, particularly as a result of transgression. Presumably these entities will not receive the normal benefits enjoyed by those not on the list.
(v) the act of placing someone on said list.

Every single thing I've bought from Black & Decker, two coffeemakers and a rice cooker, has totally stopped working. They are *SO* on my shitlist.

by nplastic January 28, 2004

Shitlist

people who piss you off.
People who abuse their powers/authority

I hate thaT fucking BITCH , they are going on my shit list

by Ur moma February 25, 2004

shitlist

The coolest community on greatestjournal.com.

I just shitlisted somebody. I am so cool.

by TheKat January 4, 2005

schindler's shitlist

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.

Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010

Shuffle Shitlist

(n). the list of songs that you meant to delete, but are still on your ipod from who knows when. songs on the shuffle shitlist serve as a form of embarrassment when your ipod is played on shuffle in front of your homies.

Guy #1:Dude, why do you still have "Like A Slave" on your ipod?
Guy#2: My bad bro, that song is on my shuffle shitlist.

by RKOWALSKI January 14, 2009

shitistics

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

by wanwanwan September 21, 2022