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Schmud

Yiddish for dirt. The German word "schmutzig" derives from it.
"look at this Schmud! "
"I cant go out , i feel Schmud today"
by JohannJakobKlingelheimerSchmud February 25, 2019
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Schmideee

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?
by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023
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Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.
by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
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schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.
There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.
by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
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Schmuck

Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot
Luke, you're a schmuck!
by SchmuckCentral February 4, 2019
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Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.
I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!
by Michele19 October 1, 2018
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schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.
He's a royal schmuckbait.
by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019
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