skemmed

When I stole hard-x--cores moneys

Ascended shouted SKEMMED!!!@!@ As he accepted the trade for moneys.

by Ascended August 23, 2006

Stemmed the rose

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.

"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

by factcurate June 9, 2020

Skemmel

Hair at the back of a cat or an old ladies neck, ie; A short hair cut that has a definitve line.

I can see that cat's skemmel!

That old lady has a skemmel hair cut!

by leab90 January 5, 2010

Four-Stemmed E

Strategy when playing uncle worm where one creates a vertical line down one side and then proceeds to go back up the map alternating turns to create an "e" like shape, only with four stems instead of three.

"Holy forsheezy my heezy, i just got in the 500-club on uncle worm!"

"that's tite my gangster friend, how did you go about reaching that tubular score, did you use the four-stemmed E tactic? or did you use the vertical squeeze?"

"I four stemmed it all the way my g-unit homey!"

by Medium-level-God April 26, 2004

semi-skimmed homo

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).

"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."

by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014

Skimmed the brim

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head

I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!

by Blakito October 3, 2016

Stemmed

Another way of saying someone is buzzed. Geeked almost.

"Why does John look so happy to be in school?"
"He's just stemmed."

by boyshoutsking August 17, 2011