Preed

An underage hot girl. Must be under 18. Must be at least mildly attractive.

Dude, yer sister is a total preed. When is she turning 18?

Why are all the Chinese gymnasts preeds? They all look 12.

by jethay! May 3, 2011

preed

The preed is the highest rank of prep "the leader". These preps are usually the most anoying of all the preps. These are the ones that are always talking, and often times have the resemblance of a rat.

Preed - Have you seen jenny latley?! That hair is like, so five minutes ago!
Preper - ...
Cheedie - GO TEAM!!

by Mr. Josh January 4, 2008

Preed

Pree is a common word used in urban slang and means to look at something. Preed is past tense for the word for pree.

1. To have looked at something or some one
2. To have watched something or someone
3. To have checked out something or someone

I preed you. (I looked at you, I checked you out)

by chickenandchips100 March 12, 2025

Friendzone Predator

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship

"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

by Mai Ainsel June 28, 2020

Social predator

A cancel culture opportunist who participates in preying on people to ruin their lives and careers and reputation based on unverifiable rumors, hearsay, and slander. Often these people will take advantage of any kind of rumor specifically for people they don’t know or dislike. They get off on the social contagion of hurting an individual’s social standing as it makes them feel and look virtuous. They are social predators.

Alexis went out of her way to spread the slander and get people to cancel Jacob. She is a social predator.

Chelsea jumped on the opportunity to get cancel culture clout as well as hurt someone she didn’t like. She is a social predator.

by VeritasNumquamPerit January 11, 2023

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

Peed in the Ball Pit

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

by Horse News July 14, 2014