postpare

to prepare oneself after an event for which one should have been prepared has taken place.

You always postpare yourself so you have not succeeded in your venture.

by uttam maharjan March 2, 2010

Postpare

To get ready for something that already happened

I realized that I had postpared after I saw that I had read the date wrong

by Kingturboturtle May 27, 2022

Postpare

The opposite of prepare

In the morning, I prepare for work. After a long day of work, I postpare and relax

by offlabelshakespeare June 1, 2023

postparty depression

The let-down experienced after the anticipation and execution of a great party.

Dude, I've got a major case of postparty depression!

by leelee6496 December 9, 2008

postpartying depression

A condition that occurs in people who have been partying heavily for a continuous period of time and come to a sudden cease of this activity. Often accompanied by symptoms of fatigue, insomnia, crying episodes, irritability and a general sense of hopelessness, due to psychological adjustments to regular everyday life.

- Why are you so mopy today? - why, I miss partying man! I think I got postpartying depression! Everything's back to "normal" now; shit, I hate it! I ain't ready dude! and my next party's till I don't know when. I don't know what I'm gonna do ...

by Cybercass December 26, 2009

postpartum retardation

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.

That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.

by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010

Beach postpartum depression

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.

I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.

by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016