Plonk

1. Cheap wine

2. The sound your poo makes when it hits water

I wouldnt mind a bottle of plonk...

*squeeze* plonk!

by Kent Paul December 7, 2006

Plonk

Plonks are racist members of the Shoreline, WA community who commit hate crimes, are glued to Fox News, and who refuse to acknowledge their hateful and outdated opinions. Plonks and Karens are closely related.

Man, did you see what Karen did the other day? She's such a plonk.

by shorelineresident July 22, 2020

Plonk

An expression that connotes a deep sexual desire for the addressee. Mostly included in the vocabulary of crackwhores, camilles, and other strange women. A sign to avoid the speaker at all costs

her "PLONK"

him "haha what's that..."

her "an........ onomatopoeia?"

him "BITCH YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN."

by msniceguy March 6, 2011

Plonk

the sound Cho produces in her wild habitat to attract Led.

Cho: PLONK!
Led: TARGET ACQUIRED, STALKING MODE ON.

by InterestedGuy March 15, 2023

Plonk

Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of time; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.

I feel so lazy, I plonked for 5 hours before deciding to do my laundry.

by Jack_Mier May 15, 2014

Plonk

When a person attempts to insert a flaccid penis during sex.

"That guy was terrible! He was too drunk and tried to plonk me"

by Butherface May 30, 2016

Plonk

The sound of faeces hitting the water when deficating in a toilet.
verb. "I just had a 1337 plonk man"

"I just had a 1337 plonk man"

by n30x October 17, 2004