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OMG DID YA'LL SEE THAT FIGHT WHERE THAT KID GOT PLANKED
Planked by $NEEZE February 14, 2019
meaning you are completly drunk! actually off your face!:L
westside and SD were so planked last night. i found them in a bush...naked....doing it.... :/ OMG! massive let down :'( :L
planked by Westside-SD-SB August 13, 2010
A different way of saying "You got owned."
Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"
Planked by MisterUnnamed April 11, 2009
"Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)
"There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked."
planked by Stratz101 November 26, 2009
Being forced to walk the plank.
John Williams, a pirate aged 34, was planked.
Planked by john_williams_a.pirate February 11, 2020
Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."
I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.
planked by FazedNB October 2, 2006