Permatize

To make something permanent that was once temporary, optional or unsafe to be permanent.

1. The safety electrical breaker kept tripping so we permatized it by hard wiring the connection.

2. My sandals kept falling off so I permatized them by sewing them to the bottom of my feet.

by Screamin Steam May 14, 2014

Permatize

To make a temporary solution permanent.

The temporary cable was permatized by running it under the data center floor.

by Shades Russ March 31, 2021

Vermatize

To treat a customer like dog shit, aggressively, and without mercy. Often these people are also in the process of being Verma'd.

Customer: "Hi, I promoted your trading service and referred new customers to meet your promotion details. How can I receive my free product?"
Verm the Worm: "You ungrateful punk. One more smartass comment and your gone. actually you already gone."
Customer: "Ah shit I got vermatized."

by cDeezNutsYo October 20, 2021

Promatize

v. To inflict trauma before, during, after, and/or about junior or senior high school prom.
- to be the victim of such horrible trauma.

Greg: Dude, did you see Jen? Her dress tore, her boyfriend dumped her, she got caught with a flask, and her hair lost it's curls!
Dude: Yeah, she was promatized.

by Mrpianoman June 8, 2007

permitized

the act of getting your permit.

im finally permitized!

by YeeYeeYee July 7, 2011

Parmative

Another way of saying “condoms” or “sex toys” without the little shit kids knowing what you’re talking about. Basically, any item that has the intended purpose of being used in sexual intercourse.

Hey pal, I got some parmatives for ya to use on that redhead tonight!

by TheFallsBoi March 18, 2019

permatilt

In poker an extreme form of tilt that can be produced by taking an exceptionally bad beat. The implication is that a player receiving such a bad beat will be so emotionally disturbed that they will play recklessly for the rest of their lives (permanent + tilt). While no unambiguous examples of the phenomenon have ever been reported the term is frequently used to indicate extreme emotional distress at the poker table.

"I get all-in versus this donkey with AA and flop quads. He's playing The Kat and runner-runners his miracle cards to make a straight flush. I've been on permatilt ever since."

by TheGameKat March 11, 2009