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Vermatize 

To treat a customer like dog shit, aggressively, and without mercy. Often these people are also in the process of being Verma'd.
Customer: "Hi, I promoted your trading service and referred new customers to meet your promotion details. How can I receive my free product?"
Verm the Worm: "You ungrateful punk. One more smartass comment and your gone. actually you already gone."
Customer: "Ah shit I got vermatized."
Vermatize by cDeezNutsYo October 20, 2021
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versatile bottom 

Versatile bottom is a gay or bisexual term for if a dude prefers to receive the cock but sometimes will too give some of that cock too
Person 1 ; You top bottom or vers
Person 2; nah I'm a versatile bottom we having fun tonight
versatile bottom by Osofriendly September 1, 2017

bottom versatile 

Someone who prefers the submissive role of a bottom in a sexual relationship, but is willing to switch from a bottom to a top in certain sexual situations.

Can be called bottom vers.
"Are you a bottom or top?"
"Actually I'm a bottom versatile."
bottom versatile by TheSoundOfYuki October 14, 2016

Versatile 

Something that can easily adapt to many different functions
The swiss army knife can be used for many different things therefore being versatile.
Versatile by A4775 October 3, 2020

versatile 

A gay/bi term that means a guy is comfortable being either the pitcher or the catcher during anal sex. Some versitile guys have a preference for one over the other, but will do whichever depending on their current partner. Others have no real preference between the two and alternate to keep their sex life more interesting.

Also shortened to "vers".
"Hey.. you top, bottom, or vers?"
versatile by Steven February 12, 2004

Versatile person 

Versatile means that you are good at, or familiar with many things.
If you were a versatile football player, you would play almost every position.

Or a versatile Chef could cook almost anything.

Being a versatile, means you can play several sports, or several musical instruments.
'He is versatile in music.' - Means that he is a versatile person because he is very good at playing many instruments.

'She's very versatile in bed.' - Means that she is a versatile person because she can assume many positions in bed.
Versatile person by Kambal November 11, 2013

Veratize 

1. To annoyingly pick at food on the table, eating slice after slice, leaving a very unappetizing carcass of a piece of food (pastry, cake, etc.), in the mistaken belief that by eating surgically sliced portions in very small pieces, the food is rendered calorie and fat free.

2. To add copious amounts of salt, pepper, or some other substance to a piece of food, thus rendering the food inedible, because someone doesn't have enough self control not to eat said piece of food. While food ends up being inedible to the veratizer, it also ends up being inedible to the other people at the table, who may desire to eat it.

3. To repeatly go the fridge, and pick and pick after a defenseless foodstuff, typically with the same eating utensil, thus rendering food inedible to anyone but the veratizer.
Man, did you see how she was veratizing that danish? Why doesn't she just put it on her plate and eat it like a normal civilized person does?

You may as well throw away that cake in the fridge. I sure as hell don't want to eat it after it has been so thoroughly veratized.
Veratize by Mark Scott 69 August 24, 2007
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