Permaclap

1: (noun) A condition in which an individual is permanently effected by the psychoactive compound found in cannabis; THC Tetrahydrocannabinol.

"Bro we smoked so much fucking weed last night."

"Yeah man, I think I got permaclap."

by Elcarima August 4, 2018

Permaslam

When a slampiece becomes permanent.

After going through many slampieces, I have finally netted a permaslam.

by Rarely Satisfied January 9, 2021

permacapz

the act of carrying on normal conversations entirely in caps lock. used to provide extra lulz.

"hey lees"
"HEY, LULZ WHAT'S UP?"
"nothing"
"THAT'S CUL, ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING FRIDAY?"
"why are you in caps lock?"
"LULZ IT'S PERMACAPZ, SORRY"

by lisaxsaur July 20, 2008

Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007

Permayhaps

A mixture of ‘perhaps’ and ‘mayhaps’. Used in situations where you need to one-up someone, usually after they say perhaps.

You: Maybe I will grab some cookies.
Friend: Perhaps.
You: Permayhaps.

by Hyoshi December 10, 2019

permagape

When ones holes have been penetrated so many times they no longer shut

Anybody who goes to prison is now permagaped.

by TheBootyMan November 18, 2014

Permacation

It is what happens when one goes on vacation and decides not to go back to work. Ever.

I told my boss to shove it and turned my staycation into a permacation.

by Dr Neurohacker December 31, 2013