Perched

A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

"Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar"

"Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki"

by DivaLiscous2 May 2, 2010

Perched

Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

I was perched at that concert last night!
Auston Matthews was perched during his first NHL game

by Perched April 1, 2017

Perched

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

by 420sandwich May 5, 2022

perched

When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”

by SarMyName December 10, 2017

perched

When fucking a woman against the wall, one removes ones hand and the woman perches on the dick.

She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!

You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.

I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.

by Sam Kaci December 2, 2007

Perched

When a gay man catfishes another gay man

Scott was perched by a guy named Brad

by AlterJoker November 14, 2017

Perched

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

by Dock13 April 23, 2015