Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012
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The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"
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"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
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A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
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