padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Padlocking

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.

Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!

by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

by Alio February 9, 2010

pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

prolocking

A word to describe a type of walk or run usually related to an animals movement

‘The deer prolocked through the field’
‘The bunny was prolocking around’

by ninilicious July 2, 2023

Paulnocking

The act of going through people’s property in a nosy manner.

Nathan was paulnocking through my suitcase when I walked in.

by Tayllatagrpau February 17, 2021