A prevert is a person who pre-empts a
pervert by doing to the
pervert what they would have done to them, e.g. when a ballerina takes an illicit sniff of a foot fetishists loafer or when a
child rapes a paedophile
"Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson? Hi, I'
m sorry to have to tell you this but your
son Billy molested me last night. Molested me badly."
"Oh my god! Billy did?"
"Yes I'
m afraid so."
"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"
"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."
"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you
pervert?"
"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."
"You have to wake up
pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"