Orson

verb. To attract and amaze somebody with your epic charm.

guy 1: "Dude, you just met her!"
guy2: "yeah, but she was totally orsoning me!"

by stumped bananas August 16, 2010

Orson

A man with piercing green or blue eyes. Usually is very introverted however once you get to know him is one of the funniest guys. Tends to be shy around girls however he secretly has a huge cock and balls that only the worthy are able to see and experience the true power of a god

Damn I would love to fuck Orson

by K2realkilly November 23, 2021

orson

The greatest man alive. Everyone is attracted to him, men, women and fidget spinner’s alike. Just saying the name will give you the attractive qualities of 1000 orson for the duration of 10 seconds. Looking at an orson will blind you, because the hotness of an orson is so strong and powerful. It is said that every person in a square km of an orson is instantly erect and is drawn to him for sexual relations.

I wish I was an orson.
The name orson is so cool.
That man looked like an orson.

by ILoveOrson November 22, 2021

Orson

A derogatory word used to describe police.

"I had to dip, shorty had the nerve to call the orson.

by Kayloh Da Angel December 30, 2007

Orson

A guy who is an introvert and said in these exact words " if you post something about me on the urban dictionary I will have a anxiety attack" He also has a girlfriend which is a cutthroat bitch.

Your acting like an Orson.

by Mogar_the_Insane September 26, 2018

Orson

I ducking hate you
Autocorrect I ducking love you

Orson is how I feel to you

by REFRACTION MAN 69 February 16, 2020

Orson

An extremely stubborn know-it-all or smart ass

Everyone knows you’ve memorized 50 digests of Pi Orson

by polarpolar September 28, 2022