nature's meth

Coffee, espresso, or natural drinks with lots of caffine.

Tobi: Tiffany is tweaking out on some of nature's meth right now.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.

by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

Alaska's crystal meth capital

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

by saneremu October 30, 2008

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.

I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Meth Smirk

One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.

A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."

by Tommy TapeShoe October 28, 2010

Meth Sandwich

Redencky rapey incest; when you are the meat in the meth family sandwich.

Trish got meth sandwiched by her brother and father.

by JimJim2 October 13, 2019

meth squad

Meth squad is the greatest squad on earth. All official members of the meth squad are based and have a very large penis. They also have access to the world's biggest asian crystal methamphetamine market.

Meth squad rules the world.

by arab god December 8, 2020

Meth Star

The biggest inanimate douche in the galaxy. Delivers multiple gassy blasts into the tightest of ass. Destroyer of middle to lower class families and defender of public masturbation/pubic pulling. As you jack your ween, don't be surprised if your foreskin is transformed into a lightly chilled beetle. Or wear Satan's recently removed face over yours as you tuck your tiny cock into a dumpster for the night. After multiple meetings with a Meth Star you will begin to have urges to fuck church pews and literally suck the tits off of dogs.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle, fuck. Meth Star's godly dick you will now suck.

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015