melqing

The act of pouring milk into the urethra and then nutting to remove the milk

Dave: I had the best melqing session last night.
Ben: Yeah melqing is my favourite activity.

by N###ER November 27, 2024

Melqing

Milk or cereal first? The age old question.
Melqing: Describes the action of a large group of men ejaculating into a bowl of honey “NUT” cheerios before it is eaten.
Note: Can also be completed by a single, Hyper determined and Hyper verile man.

After 8 hours of melqing, I finally got enough melq to melq my wife!

by CEO of balls April 12, 2024

melqing

When two people of the opposite sex, Male and Female stimulate each other by inflating the females clitoris then inserting the tip into the clitoris connecting them through the males urethra. This gives stimulation to both partners and creates a heavenly feeling for both parties.

Hey Alex Newman have you been melqing?

by New Nigga March 18, 2024

melqing

Ejaculating until you pass out from dehydration

I almost died last night when I was melqing

by GustavoFingerson23 March 20, 2024

melqing

When you spray your cum on yourself and/or others after a failed edge.

Person 1: "Yo Jaquavius, i melqed to skibidi toilet yesterday at 6:28 AM"
Person 2: "John, what the heck is melqing???"

by EdgeMaster24 April 20, 2024

Melqing

When you stuff a bag with a live fish up your rectum and pop the bag and put a butt plug in your rectum in a short time

I'm gonna melq you/ I love melqing

by Brainrotmaster May 10, 2024

Melqing

Pulling on your chode until something like milk comes out, similar to jelqing as an exercise. However, instead of just the stretch more interesting things come out and the goal is to see how much white stuff “melq” can come out.

As soon as my parents left the living room, Parsa began melqing his chode and made a huge mess.

by Skibidi schism March 7, 2024