Meatring

A ring of muscle surrounding the opening of the body that lies in the anal area.

A butthole.

Example:
Kraig: "Hey Sharon, can you pass me the salt"
Sharon: "Oh yeah, sure not a problem. But I'll have to warn you I've been itching my meatring for hours and it might be a little gross."
Kraig: "Hahaha. Oh Sharon, we've known eachother for years. You might be a discusting person, but your a strait shooter and I've gotta respect you for that."
Sharon:"We've been friends for years and you know kraig that really means a lot."

by Stilts McGuilts February 27, 2011

meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

Meating

Assaulting another guys dick with your own.

Tom is meating Bob.

by Teh Zaga March 17, 2010

Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion

Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....

by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017

Meating

The act of beating someone to death with a meat tenderizer during intercourse between two bears

There was a wild meating party Saturday night.

by The tenderizer October 9, 2017