mayonaise

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

by bohdave April 28, 2005

mayonaise

one of the best songs by the smashing pumpkins

Fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it doomed Pick your pocket full of sorrow, run away with me tomorrow june - mayonaise

by smashingpumpkinsrule November 9, 2012

mayonaise

Slang for semen or ejaculate

She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise

by creamy j March 24, 2007

mayonaise

should be eaten with every meal

mayonaise is my second favourite white sauce.

by wins May 3, 2011

mayonaise

What is inside in the head of a complete moron.

Amoeba's brain is better than mayonaise in your head!

by jaelee11 January 11, 2009

Mayonaise

A very effective instrument.

Patrick: Is Mayonaise an instrument?

Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonaise is not an instrument.

by Tickle Pickle Fish December 13, 2018

mayonaise

man there is

mayonaise a lot of people in this bar.

by DickTickler August 14, 2010