Magic disease that befalls anyone who have ever tortured a leprechaun. Leprechauns are not part of Christian faith. Because of this, Jesus actively fought the green tricksters by healing their victims so they would convert to Christianity
Luke 5:13-14: 13. Jesus reached out his hand and touched the man. “I am willing,” he said. “Be clean!” And immediately the leprosy left him in a bright light that eventually formed a rainbow.
14. Jesus knew what needed to be done. He would followed the rainbow into the creatures den and he slew the helpless beast. In that moment he blessed his flaming sword and as it absorbed the soul of the Leprechaun .
14. Jesus knew what needed to be done. He would followed the rainbow into the creatures den and he slew the helpless beast. In that moment he blessed his flaming sword and as it absorbed the soul of the Leprechaun .
by RageAgainstTheFishcake July 28, 2019
Get the Leprosymug. A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.
How do you get a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel!
Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.
Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.
by cameronthered December 5, 2005
Get the leprosymug. 1: "Man I haven't seen Joe in a while. How's he doing?"
2: "Didn't you hear? He went to India a couple years back and encountered a leprosy."
1: "Shit...So he's gone huh?"
2: "Didn't you hear? He went to India a couple years back and encountered a leprosy."
1: "Shit...So he's gone huh?"
by Jimmy Jesus Bear August 22, 2017
Get the leprosymug. by leprosycooker86753o9 June 16, 2018
Get the leprosy breadmug. by Lady Cupcake June 15, 2009
Get the cyber leprosymug. by uttam maharjan January 2, 2012
Get the urban leprosymug. hair leprosy is similar to regular leprosy...except that instead of your limbs and skin falling off, your hair and facial hair fall out
Kid #1: Did you get a hair cut and shave last night?
Kid #2: No man, the doctor says that I developed hair leprosy.
Kid #2: No man, the doctor says that I developed hair leprosy.
by jchardcore68 September 2, 2007
Get the hair leprosymug.