LFASH

let a fucking asswipe shit himself

Person A: I know what LFASH stands for

Person B: what does it stand for?

Person A: let a fucking asswipe shit himself! it's what I should let you do :)

Person B: BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BICTH

by CarkyAmsterAlt August 10, 2023

SACK-LASH

This is the act of hitting your testicles in somebodys face. Sacklash can also mean when you hit your dick in someones face and it leaves a mark such as a cum mark caused by pre-come from the penis.

The art of performing the perfect sack-lash is to swing your penis or balls quickly in a sideways motion until you hit the other persons face, or any other part of the body. If done while pre-cumming or upon ejaculation, then the perfect sack-lash mark can be achieved

My wife decided to tease me, so i gave her sack-lash and she got a cum mark on her face, in her eye, on her kneck and belly. this was a perfect sack-lash

by OZ ZY OZ April 22, 2008

Archbishop of Lashbury

Someone who sets out the rules for getting lashed. Also someone who is a lash leader and makes other people drink vast amounts of alcohol.

famous quotes:

The night before your presentation is due is the best night for getting lashed - Archbishop of Lashbury

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy - Archbishop of Lashbury during his visit to Rome

Michael has been non-stop on the lash for the last few days. I think it's high time we ordained him Archbishop of Lashbury.

- How do you play this drinking game?
- I don't remember, but ask the Archbishop of Lashbury. He will know.

by St_Andrews_Uni_Student May 7, 2011

cum lash

When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.

I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash

“This game blows!”-Scott Wozniak, dinner partier.

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash isn’t as good as Gex

by 58319 August 5, 2020

lashgains

Top athlete in Ashford who exceeds in every sport

Lashgains won the competition again

by Lashgains January 15, 2017

tongue-lashing

the act of performing oral sex on a female

Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008