kung pow 

One of my all-time favorite movies. Includes such great lines as "I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!"
and "You go that way. I'll go home." And, by the way, for all you Kung Pow fanatics out there (people like me), I have heard that there is a sequel due out in February. I can't wait!

I love Kung Pow!

kung pow by the ladies man December 8, 2003

Kung Pow 

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

Kung Pow by Dave January 17, 2004

kung pow 

The best parody movie EVAR.


The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR


I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.

"You go that way, I'll go home"

"I've CHOSEN the large tub"

"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"

" I swing a bit more"


"I swing a bit less"

"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"


"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"

kung pow by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Kung Pow 

Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Heh heh heh. ENOUGH!

Kung Pow by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Kung Pow 

The surprise underground hit of the year, a virtual feel-good movie, a triumph of the human spirit... Ah, baloney, it's a ridiculously funny yet absurdly inane martial arts flick starring Jim Carrey's old partner, Steve Oedekirk. Makes you laugh 'til you hurl.

"How do like my face-to-foot style?"

"I'm sure that on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is that this is Earth."

Kung Pow by Larry C. January 19, 2004

Kung Pow 

See deff. # 1.
They pretty much covered it.
It rocks!!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata; hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!"

Kung Pow by licia June 23, 2004

Kung Pow 

The movie deserves a sequel.

Betty: I am a magician. Your clothes are red.

Kung Pow by lol October 2, 2003