Kristening

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring

Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.

by thadyron October 28, 2013

Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009

Kittening

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.

"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."

by Rasicule January 17, 2018

Kitening

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Kristenish

Awesomeness embodied in actual life. To be Kristenish is to say awesome things automatically and to be awesome in every way. When one says or does something Awesome, you say

Another definition is: "to be one of the lost cause" Someone who falls in love, then can not get over their lost love is being very Kristenish.

Ex 1. When one says or does something Awesome, you say , "wow that was really kristenish of you!" and carry on your daily life.

Ex 2. Gosh I can't get over him, Wow that's Kristenish of you!

by She who must not be named... February 6, 2010

kristianing

The art of looking up ones name on Urban Dictionary .

"They kept Kristianing their names and they laughed, and they laughed, and they laughed...!"

by Crash71 February 28, 2017

Kristineing

The process of one-upping another or interrupting a conversation in which you are not involved to insert your experience to direct attention to oneself and look foolish.

Tom broke his leg the other day.

Kristine:” I was struck in the femur by a running dog and fractured my femur. The chiropractor confirmed it.”

Thank you for Kristineing me!

by Linguistually_yours July 2, 2019