Koft

When you're sick, so sick, that everybody likes you.

Everybody: Damn, that dude is koft as f*ck :v

by KissMyClass April 16, 2019

shaiza koft

It means shit head in German

Man, Mr. Isel is such a fuckin' SHAIZA KOFT

by friend of Jesus, I live in Tokyo September 26, 2003

kofti

from Bulgarian word 'kofti' describing the socio-economic situation in the state.
embarrasing, unpleasant, hard (for a situation), and therefore one is trying to get out of it as soon as possible and forget about it;
also used in the sence of 'life sucks' - 'kofti man!´

to be read /'k o f t e e/

kofti situation;
Weather is kofti today.
That was a kofti situation , man, i did not know he's gonna bring all of his friends with him.

by keshet August 30, 2005

köftespieß

Köftespieß is a Turkish dish based on ground meat
You most likely find it in Keubstraße (the best)

„Halal gib mir einfach nur ein Köftespieß, ohne reden und so“ ~ XATAR

by Haval May 14, 2020

Cheeky Kofta

To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.

'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'

'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'

by NaughtyPilau June 13, 2018

Kofta

When a bombaclat rasclat walks up and wants to swing your nans jaw I’ll get my kofta out and beat him with a tactical helikofta

Look at that pussclut batty kofta bitch

by Thekoftaking March 2, 2021

Spicy Lamb Kofta

Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.

Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.

by Lamb Kofta September 13, 2020