jew-bag

A person who acts so Jewish, you want to put him in a bag and drown him.

God, don't be such a jew-bag.

by Vercingetorix April 15, 2005

jew-bag

Seemingly self-important media executives hyping up the situation involving the land they are attempting to reclaim. However, gave up on and left centuries ago. They are attempting to allocate U.S. tax dollars to support their cause which has absolutely nothing to do with the United States of America. "Homeland" my ass. Does this mean that if I convert to Judaism I can claim Israel as my "homeland?"

"Do you want to watch the jew-bag channel?"

by your mom April 6, 2005

jew-bag

A kid no one likes who is selfish and rich.

That kid is such a jew-bag.

by Jose Pardo March 31, 2005

Jew-bag

When a jew uses their nose to t-bag someone

Declan used his nose to Jew-bag your mom

by Fucking jesus August 7, 2012

Jew Bag

A praise given to a Jew after he/she does something awesome,holy, or sacred.

Ben you are a Jew Bag! Here, let me buy you Night Owl Cookies tonight:)

by SugarShot April 28, 2009

jew bag

A velvet bag that holds Jewish items for prayer like a yarmulke (skull cap), tallis (prayer shawl), etc.

Your jew bag holds alot of stuff.

by light'nin March 20, 2008

jew bag

an insult sometimes meant for sum1 of the jewish faith but also used to insult other people

guy1: dude ur a homo

guy2: shut up jewbag

by monte08 September 19, 2005