Jessticles

1: Jessticles is the long version of the name Jess.

Hey, remember Jessticles? I miss her.

by Otto Rocket August 21, 2006

jessticles

Jessticles is a little cry-bitch who puts a dick and balls in his (or her) mouth. they also have a hot mom.

Dude 1: Did u see Jessticles with the janitor in the bathroom.

Dude 2: Are u sure it wasn't his dad?

by suckmedry March 4, 2008

Jesticle

In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!

Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!

by JStarz December 18, 2009

Jessicle

Endearing nickname for tall girls named Jessica, often used to describe a gentle and beautiful Jess who is difficult to not fall in love with but Impossible to forget.

See that tall blonde girl in the red dress, thats Jessicle, i am madly in love with her.

by 5to7forever June 21, 2017

jesticles

the most powerful insult, a combination of jester and testicles
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation

"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"

by juegos November 1, 2021

Jewticles

A condition in which one's cuticles have undergone serious injury, usually through self-inflicted pain. It is extremely common throughout the jewish culture.

"Mark, stop gnawing on your fingers, you're getting jewticles!"

by sweatgirl March 27, 2010

jewsticles

basically, jewish testicles but in one, bullet of a word.

Olly: "michael, put away your hairy jewsticles"

by Fia bbz August 8, 2009