jackinitis

A chronic, painful condition affecting one or both wrists, caused by the repetitious motions of masturbation

Man, my wife ain't put out in months, and my wrist hurts so bad, I swear I've got jackinitis!

by KarmaMom June 26, 2019

Jackinitis

When you go into a Clash Royale slump and lose every game you play in ladder matches.

Example: When you play 2 hours of ladder matches in CR just to lose 200 trophies in the the span of 5 matches.
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!

by Deezwheez July 2, 2022

Michael Jacksonitis

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.

I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.

by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015

Jackintosh

A computer used exclusively for porn.

I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.

by UNSTABLETON_LIVE May 18, 2015

jackinini

fat annoying person ((made up by ned flanders from the simpsons))

Homer:YOU HAVE TO MOW MY LAWN IN YOUR WIFE'S SUNDAY DRESS!!!
Ned:YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL YOU JACKININI!

by sam tonge October 7, 2008

Jackintosh

A nickname for the Atari ST computer, after Atari Corporation's then-CEO Jack Tramiel. A reference to it being a cheaper competitor to the Apple Macintosh.

My parents were poor in the 80s and so they bought a Jackintosh for me to do homework on.

by guitari January 28, 2023

Jaeminitis

Inflammation of the heart due to Mr. Jaemin's smexiness.

"Oh ma gah I think jaemin's jumbo sausage dick is giving me jaeminitis!"

by Jaemin enthusiast September 9, 2020