If

If means a possibility. You use it to compare something kinda. Like if you said this sentence cause ya know. It said if. That is how you'd use it. Plus you really stupid if you don't know what if means cause I say it a lot

Me: if I had a dime every time someone called me ugly, I wouldn't be earning any money today

by I'mAnOctopus June 12, 2017

If

(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.

Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.

"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?

by Mr. Fields May 17, 2005

If

Numbers can speak…
Is it possible you haven’t had a peek…
Cat parties happen here…
As well as cheers…
Once there was a turkey call…
That sent me running down the hall…
I mentioned it before…
As the money total it was…
But they had a fall…
And scrambled they became…
Just pretend we are playing my favorite game…

What if …
You didn’t get my message or understood it…

by Just a girl with 💔 September 28, 2023

If

IF my balls where on your chin, where would my dick be.

IF my balls where on your chin, where would my dick be.

by DryMeABink September 28, 2018

If

Basically means agree

“This is boring”
Reply-“If”

by Tyla_Wala January 17, 2022

If

Ohohoh!

Hym "If? Bitch, I will fucking kill you. I will kill you."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2025

If

"If you threatened kids then you have schizophrenia I don't even care"

Hym "That's not how that works and if that's how you're going to be about it I guess it's a good thing your kids are slaughtered and molested, isn't it? Right? Because if not what you're doing would be working... And it isn't. How many innocents labotomized? And how many little kiddy booty-holes fucked since? You'd be getting off the hook for it if not for the pedos, wouldn't you? And if I'm schizophrenic then I can just say this without being held accountable! Because it is both not a crime AND I'm nebulously crazy! Ha! You'd be getting away with it wouldn't you? But you're not. And won't. Forever!"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2024