Interview

Something between one's eyes

A mosquito bit me in the interview

by Journas October 12, 2003

interview

When your piece engages in one-on-one sexual activity with another person in the interest of determining if that individual would play well in a threesome, foursome, or even moresomewith the two of you.

I picked up a trick online last night and interviewed him to see if he would play well with us.

by Piece June 14, 2006

Interview

These are fun to watch! Go watch one. It doesn't matter which one. They're all good.

Dr. Jeepjorp "Why would I interview you when you've already answered every conceivable question anyone could have ever possibly asked you?"

Hym "...............Um.... Heh.... What? Mmm...............Oh.... SHIT. Uuuuhh... Shit. God damn it! Um, shit I don't.......... Huh.... I didn't think of that........ Hmm........ Shit...... Nah, fuck you Jorp... Fucking asshole....."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Interview

I mean, it's not a real interview. 2. I like to throw in some murder threats and/or assertions about how much better looking and more intelligent and important I am than the people listening.

Hym "Not a real interview. I don't really appreciate the way in which I'm being interviewed and because of the manner in which I am being interviewed it's likely necessary to make the piece fit through editing. Because you're not actually talking to me directly but rather posing some conceptually adjacent scenario at which point I respond with whatever I have regarding my thing. It's an entire cluster fuck. Not clear what's being conveyed from moment to moment."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Interview Sex

A formal meeting in person, where facts or statements are elicited from another, superseded by a random sexual encounter.

I had Interview Sex with that recruiter Ana from the bank.

by Toninho November 29, 2011

Interview With The Vampire

The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.

"Your bodies dying, pay no attention...happens to us all.."

by DemonKyoto January 12, 2004

Interview without coffee

British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.

Prince Harry referred to a friend as a "Paki" - he is in for an interview without coffee.

by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009