haver

It means to talk nonsense, chatter.

"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you." The Proclaimers

by Anita June 12, 2003

haver

\Ha"ver\, v. i. Etymol. uncertain. To maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter. Scot. --Sir W. Scott.

"...and if I haver, whatever the fuck that means, I'm gonna be the one who's havering to you"

by paperless September 2, 2003

haver

1. haver (English) possessor; land owner; proprietor; master

2. haver (from Hebrew) friend; comrade; companion.

3. haver (from scot) to talk nonsense; babble

"It is held that valor is the chiefest virtue, and most dignifies the haver." - William Shakespeare (1564–1616), British dramatist, poet. Cominius, in Coriolanus, act 2, sc. 2, l. 83-5. Praising Coriolanus for his courage in battle

by macgruff November 21, 2010

Haver

To put forth no effort when you assure people that something will get done; failing miserably when people are (inexplicably) depending on you

Scott: "Hey V, did you install those lab stats on all those things over there and this and that?"

Vitaliy: "No, sorry Scott. I totally Havered it.

by mmmmmhmmmmm June 21, 2011

Haver

one who doesn't believe in poverty or failure, one who's always positive.

Don't think less of him, he's a Haver!

by Factorial5 February 5, 2020

haver

painting a log pink , while being naked and drinking canada dry giner ale w/no ice

"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you."

by Ben/Kelly October 31, 2004

haver

that thing your mama does when the deer is lying on the ground almost dead and its one eye is twitching up at you.

I walked outside to see the deer we had just shot from the upstairs window, and it havered up at me.

by haveringwithhenry November 2, 2010