Habe

Misspelled have (I’ve done it a few times)

Habe sounds like a name for a baboon and it might very well be one... idk.

Girlfriend(via text): Hey do you habe milk

You(via text): oh nose your drunk.

by JustAnOrdinarySoul September 15, 2019

Habe

Short for 'Hey Babe' when messaging a girl online

Habe! Would you like to go out for dinner and a movie sometime?

by Mcfallen12 June 8, 2021

habe

a nice term used by the famous pink guy from filthy frank

Can I habe da pussy please?

by an autistic nigerian May 30, 2016

habe

Noun: A rotund individual who routinely exhibits bouts of explosive diarreah.

Verb: To mooch, especially with respect to other people's money; to go on a bender; to consume alcohol or illicet drugs to the point of near cessation of cardiovascular processes.

Noun: That habe should really eat less, he's grown of late.

Verb: Stop drinking all my booze, you're habing so hard right now.

by Moose the deuce 22 September 20, 2016

Ich habe keine Beine

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.

person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine

by ihnen March 1, 2020

Ich habe piss wiss

The words you say when you slide under the tables at school

Ich habe piss wiss

by Cheshire rungle September 3, 2021

Ich habe deine mamer genusst

Dieser Satz ist ein anderer Ausdruck dafür, dass man die Mutter eines anderen verführt hat.

Person1: Was hast du gestern gemacht?
Person2: Ich habe deine mamer genusst

by Mr_Orne December 1, 2022