Human 1: Yo, wanna check out
porn this weekend with beer?
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human
porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal
porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!