Goatmonkey

An extremely conservative right wing gun nut who throws his/her own excrement at the tv while simultaneously masturbating whenever Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama appear on the screen.

That muddah fuddah is a goatmonkey.

by Flummoxed budge nucket August 4, 2018

Godmonkey

Delusional and indoctrinated worshiper of mythical all powerful supreme being.
Requires only a 2000 year old work of fiction to assert that they KNOW God exists and have all the proof they need.

There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it I saw 2 suits wrapped around a pair of religious nutters. "Oh, no!", I thought. " More Godmonkeys".

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

gamonkey

i cant really describe it it’s pretty much the best ever living thing on the earth

gamonkey said “hehfjejdhdufh” FAXS

by gamonkeygod February 22, 2021

Goatmoney

Is an alternate way of saying 'The Pink Pound' referring how Gay men have more expenditure, due to the fact that they don't have to pay for a wife and kids.

That Joe Hedges is in the Goatmoney!

by tezzmandoo August 15, 2010

goat monkey

When a person is so UGLY that the best creature that comes close to their looks would be crossed between SOMETHING with a momma goat and a daddy monkey.

Oh my, I know he is not coming over here to talk to me!! I wonder who let that GOAT MONKEY out the zoo?

by Wallabear November 21, 2003

goat monkey

The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.

i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.

by housboggy November 5, 2003

gutmonkey

Gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/passion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.

From "gut" and "monkey on your back." Not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the passion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.

The word CafePress made up to describe the passion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.

Sam's more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.

by buzzcowboy April 8, 2008