Girthy

A cock so thick it needs three C’s.

That is one GIRTHY cock!

by Thicccydiccy December 19, 2017

Girthy

To be well-endowed in the penile area

James Millsop is girthy between his legs.

by PJFizzle April 18, 2010

Girthy

Being obscenely thick or fat.

"That girl is straight up girthy."

"I would probably enjoy sex with ^Name^ more, but he's just too girthy."

by MSchiffer December 28, 2008

Girthy

When you're pregnant but at the same time you're not.

It's a joke referring to when you're emotional/salty like a pregnant woman but you're obviously not.

Subject 1: *plays any game and sucks at it* Fuck this game, it's complete garbage.
Subject 2: Girthy much little bitch hoe?

by Resnad October 18, 2018

Girthy

A cock that is considerably large in width

Dude have you seen Michelle Obama's cock? It's girthy

by Edgy headass June 2, 2018

Girthy

A specific person or thing with a chode. Usually named Cruz or Stuart

That kid is a mad girthy

by doin bred October 22, 2019

girthy

when a man has a rather wide cock!

i know a man called john, he has a rather wide cock, ive named it girthy!!!
(he also has big balls, "is it a peach" haha

i want to suck girthy!!!!

by Missy L November 6, 2006