girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands

"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"

by MeSoC00l January 8, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The opposite of "jelqmaxxing". The act of widening one's penis through thorough and continuous strokes, as if rolling out the dough of a pizza.

"Nobody wants a skinny weinee, you need to stop jelqing - You need to be girthmaxxing

by Jean Dough January 15, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The act of increase the width/girth of a body part, most commonly being a man’s pork sword.

Derived from the term looksmaxxing.

Person 1: “Did you hear Scott started Girthmaxxing?”

Person 2: “No wonder it looks like he’s concealed-carrying a Glock in his pants.”

by Diabeetus Boy January 16, 2024

girthmaxxing

The act of making your dick thicker by any means necessary.

Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."

by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width

Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing

by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone

“You don’t need to be jelqmaxxing,nobody wants a thin little Weenie.you need to be Girthmaxxing.”

by fat old girthy dick February 6, 2024

girthmaxxing

When a person stretches out their penis on the X-axis. This is done to achieve a soup-can-like appearance to the penis and achieve maximum girth; as opposed to jelqmaxxing.

My penis is built like a bucket thanks to girthmaxxing.
Have you seen John's Penis? He's been girthmaxxing now it's built like a redwood stump!

by Ukrel69 February 6, 2024