Girthmaxing is the relentless pursuit of personal growth and self-improvement, aimed at expanding one's cock, confidence, and vitality to their maximum potential. Inflating one's own dick frees a man from their earthly limitations and grants them the ability to take hold of their own life. It embodies a dedication to fitness, nutrition, and overall well-being, empowering individuals to enhance their physical stature and command attention with an undeniable aura of strength and vitality. Girthmaxing is not merely about superficial gains, but about embracing a lifestyle of discipline, determination, and resilience to become the strongest, most vibrant version of oneself, both inside and out.
I spent the summer girthmaxing on the Huashan Mountains and came back a different man.
Sorry I can't come into work today. I was girthmaxing all night and I have torn in my aorta.
Sorry I can't come into work today. I was girthmaxing all night and I have torn in my aorta.
by Girthydave April 5, 2024
Get the Girthmaxingmug. Girthmaxxing the action of enlarging the girth of a man’s penis helping widen his penis masking his penis more of a weapon during sex.
Brayden was girthmaxxing in social studies
by Girthygod6969 February 26, 2024
Get the girthmaxxingmug. Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
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by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024
Get the girthmaxxingmug. To strive for maximum girth, particularly in the penis. This can be achieved in many ways, one such method is Reverse Jelqing.
by pookymane July 1, 2024
Get the Girthmaxxingmug. Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width
Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing
by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024
Get the Girthmaxxingmug. Girthmaxing is the act of doing exercises to make your slim penis more girthy and thick. Some exercises could be stretching your dick horizontal to make it wider.
Brian went to seek help from Reddit to find out how to start girthmaxing because he feels his dick is too skinny
by Vulcan69pleaze February 16, 2024
Get the girthmaxingmug. The act of smashing or squishing one’s penis until it has a wider circumference than the actual length of the penis
by RemedyV2 March 2, 2024
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