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Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.
by A.O.S. September 3, 2007
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by Big booty G November 8, 2020
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Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'
Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'
Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"
Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"
Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"
by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010
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or in the mother's reference:
Have you seen Dave’s wife lately? Ever since she got knocked-up she has really developed quite a nice set of gerber servers.
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or in the mother's reference:
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by zeeb1138 March 5, 2008
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John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"
Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"
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by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010
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- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
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- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
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