ImaPopAnyway's definitions
The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022
Get the Gerber scalemug. When you have to deal with the constant shame of knowing that you applied to hundreds of jobs with the word Bloomberg misspelled on your resume.
by ImaPopAnyway July 8, 2021
Get the Boombergmug.