A full-time badass. Only drives a Dodge since that’s what Chuck Norris drove. Pulls in bitches like trout in a river from that massive cock. Coolest motherfucker around and always at cookout after a high school football game on a Friday night. You’ll never see anyone like him in your lifetime. Life expectancy is about 26 because of an overdose of nicotine and alcohol.

Person 1: “Hey who’s that badass over there?”
Person 2: “He looks like a Garyn in that sweet ass Dodge.”
Person 1: “Damn right he does”

by cowboykiller556 October 16, 2019

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fred garvin

A male prostitute. Named after the character Dan Ackroyd played on SNL.

I can't believe mom picked up a Fred Garvin last night.

by volume4 July 28, 2005

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garvin

an incredibly smart, funny and clever boy. he's always full of great ideas, he exceeds in anything

"omg! can you believe what he just did?"
"yup, that's garvin."

by abcmnxyz August 8, 2018

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Gavyn Jr

Gavyn Jr was born in a van in the middle of a desert. His mother was a dinosaur and the father went to get milk and never returned, but scientist have proven that the father was heathen. So Cindy and Gavyn Jr set off on there journey to Arkansas, and then to Louisiana. To find Ga-vine and the seven dwarfs, but then they met a troll and she let Cindy play with her dino's named Velma and Bronci.

The retarded, nice, funny, mean,and stupidest dinosaur you will ever meet. Every dinosaur wants to be like him. Every girl dinosaur wants him to be her boyfriend. He is kinda mean but very nice all at the same time, everyone loves him. Also the son of Cindy!!!!!
dino 1: he's sooo hot
dino 2: I wanna be him
dino 3: Gavyn Jr is talking to another dinosaur

by Riley Retardium February 6, 2021

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