Fucked

When nothing goes your way and there is nothing you can do about it.

dude #1 "dude, I totally just had the most life changing shit ever, I was pushing so fucking hard, all my blood went downstairs, giving me a boner, so I couldn't piss straight, now it's all over my nanas bathroom, plus, I still can't get this shit out!"

dude #2 "you're so fucked"

by Rectum Mc Foreskin! April 26, 2009

Fucked

Brexit. That's literally all I have to say as a definition.

Teacher: "Now, who knows what Brexit is?"
Student: "I do! Brexit is fucked!"

by yourfriendlyirishpotato April 30, 2019

Fucked

/fŭkd/ verb (trans.):

1. The state of being in an unfortunate or dismal position.

2. The condition in which Humanity is rapidly deteriorating. This phenomenon can be observed in all aspects of daily life, regardless of an individual's personal predisposition.

1. "We're fucked."

2. "Did you see the news lately? Man, we're fucked..."

by A concerned inhabitant October 9, 2008

Fucked

American Horror Story, Asylum

Trust me, nothing defines "fucked" quite like this TV series on Netflix

Ned: It's next level fucked
Tom: Oh man it must be pretty fucked if it's like AHS

by amirite peeps June 29, 2017

Fucked

1. To be up shit creek without a paddle. 2. To be bent over and penetrated in such a way that is only becoming to Thai whores

Our economy is SO fucked!

by Cedric the Entertainer January 19, 2009

Fucked

Being in love with two sisters

You are madly in love with the older sister but then you fall in love with her younger sister. You can't meet the older sister but you can date the younger one. That's Fucked!

by fass62 December 27, 2011

Fucked

The state of being when a situation or thing is messed up, stupid, retarded, or completely screwed. In essence, if something is FUBAR, its fucked. Also can replace "fucked up".

Fox: "Dude, can you believe that bullshit!? Its totally fucked!"
Fritz: "I know! Completely fucked!"

by FoxCarnage December 10, 2009