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Foadstool

An alternative to the acronym "foad" meaning "fuck off and die."
N00b: I'm uber 1337 l0lz
1337: Foadstool.
by Mr Salek August 21, 2006
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Peng Footstool

When a super attractive or in other words a Peng girl uses a guys back for her footstool.
Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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footstool

A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.
I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.
by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006
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Toadstool

A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.
Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.
by drillvoice September 8, 2005
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Toadstool

the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.
Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."
by /gamerule keepinventory true December 4, 2020
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footstool

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.
Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.
by Valinda November 2, 2006
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Dirty Toadstool

the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus
When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
by Dave Star March 1, 2003
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